Making Cornflakes

How the hell are cornflakes made?

I mean, what process does a little nugget of corn go through in order to become a flake? I imagine little Oomphma Loophmas (no idea how to spell that!) come and mash the corn up in the factory, and add water, and add those fortified vitamin stuff. Then big sheets of corn are rolls out, like what you ight find in a newspaper press. These sheets are that baked toasty fresh to a crisp. The Oohmpa Loohmpas (no, still can't spell it) then come with little tiny hammers and break up the giant sheets of baked corn into little flakes, wich are then swept up into the cereal boxes.

Well, that's what I think anyway. Gee, I need a more stimulating job...

Crazy Mandy

I just found a website while searching on google under 'colonyink' which cites some of my artwork! Which is very strange. It's at:-http://crazymandy.stumbleupon.com/discoveries/

If you have a look and compare my scribbles to some of the other fine drawings she has pilfered and posted, you'll see that mine is of a pretty low standard, lol! Buy yeah, I should be honoured Mandy sure fit to bring my work to the readers of her blog. I only wish she told me though, I can't help but feel a little odd over this. So Mandy, if you're out there, get in touch! And thanks by the way, you've got some crazy stuff up on your site.