Insightful sweeties
There's these little chocolates you can get, I can't remember the name of them, Raboli or Boboli or something like that (probably nothing like that to tell you the truth!). Anyway, they're individually foiled wrapped, and inside each wrapper is a little piece of paper with a phrase or saying about love on it. Aw, ain't that cute?! There's one with the quote: "Kisses mark the minutes on the dial of love." Which is nice, but I wonder how the speaking clock would interpret it...?
"At the third stroke of the thigh, it will be three kisses to foreplay."
or
"At the third stroke of the clitoris, it will be time for love! Oh yeah!"

